Most crawls in this city move a hundred people at a time. That's not what this is.
We only go to real ruin bars
Budapest has a well-known problem with bars that inflate tabs and push overpriced drinks on tourists. We don't go near them. Every venue on our route is somewhere we drink ourselves, and we'll tell you which places to avoid for the rest of your trip.
Groups stay small
Never more than thirty people. You won't spend your evening losing the group in a crowd, or waiting forty minutes at the bar for a shot.
Nobody gets lost
We count heads before every move. Your guide's number goes to the whole group at the start, so if you get separated you're one message away from finding us again.
Your guide is working, not partying
We're there to run your night, not to have one. Someone competent is in charge from start to finish.
Come alone. Most people do
Turning up by yourself is the most common way people join this. We handle the introductions at the start so you don't have to, and there's no pressure to keep up with anyone.
Zero tolerance, and we mean it
Anyone who makes another person in the group uncomfortable is removed from the crawl. No warning, no refund, no debate. That's the entire policy.